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Sunny Smiles
Lieutenant
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#1 Posted: Wed Aug 1st, 2007 12:57 pm |
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> Subject: WOMEN TRAINING COURSES
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> WOMEN THINK THEY ALREADY KNOW EVERYTHING
> BUT WAIT.....TRAINING COURSES ARE NOW AVAILABLE
> FOR WOMEN ON THE FOLLOWING SUBJECTS:
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> 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
> 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
> 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
> 4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
> 5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
> 6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
> 7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
> 8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
> 9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
> 10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
> 11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
> 12. Introduction to Parking
> 13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
> 14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
> 15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
> 16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
> 17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
> 18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
> 19. PMS: "Poor me syndrome" Your Problem . . . Not His
> 20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
> 21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
> 22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
> 23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
> 24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
> 25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
> 26. The Toilet : You can learn to leave the seat up
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aussieca
Ensign
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#2 Posted: Fri Aug 3rd, 2007 03:28 am |
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| hpy0194hpy0194hpy0194hpy0194 I'm looking for enrollment forms for all you ladies and am currently seeking financial aid to lessen the burden on y'all (and to quelch the lame excuses as to why you can't enroll....)bolt
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Sunny Smiles
Lieutenant
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#3 Posted: Fri Aug 3rd, 2007 01:43 pm |
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Course 1.........................VSG
Course 10........................for Dahls
Course 11 .......................Sabby
Course 12........................Dahls
Course 13........................Dahls
Course 14........................Sunny
Course 15.........................Den
Course 26........................Ready Freddy ( not)
Boy oh boy Dahls is going to be busy
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Verysuthurngal
Ensign
Little Angel
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#4 Posted: Sat Aug 4th, 2007 04:17 am |
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Course 1.........................VSG
Easy now Sunny --- busy working unlike some na007 --- way to tired to post -- YAWN Im off to bedbolt
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Sunny Smiles
Lieutenant
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#5 Posted: Sat Aug 4th, 2007 03:10 pm |
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you must be to tired to read it right hon???
I was saying you talk to much ha ha ha j/k
Look at your posts compared to mine and i cant talk under wet cement
Its a course to teach you the art of silence ummmmm
BLOODY IMPOSSIBLE
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Verysuthurngal
Ensign
Little Angel
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#6 Posted: Sat Aug 4th, 2007 11:03 pm |
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Sunny Smiles wrote: you must be to tired to read it right hon???
I was saying you talk to much ha ha ha j/k
Look at your posts compared to mine and i cant talk under wet cement
Its a course to teach you the art of silence ummmmm
BLOODY IMPOSSIBLE
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Oh I realised what you were saying Sunny -- Thanks very much -- I am a quiet angelyou know that I wouldnt need a course like that --- Thats actually for Dahlsie --- look at her number of posts fo007
What I was trying to say in my post was I was too sleepy to argue na007
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