A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
>
> Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed
> and ties him to a chair.
>
> While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of
> her, kisses her neck, then gets up & goes into the bathroom.
>
> While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
> "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's
> probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a women in years. I
> saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist don't
> complain...do what ever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he
> nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry,
> he'll kill us both.
>
> Be strong, honey. I love you!"
>
>
> His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my
> ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had
> any Vaseline.
>
> I told him it was in the bathroom.
>
> Be strong honey. I love you too."
