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Dingo in PA
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#1 Posted: Wed Jun 30th, 2010 03:45 pm |
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Two Kiwis, Ian and Craig are walking down a street in Bondi. Ian happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye.
The sign said 'Suits $10.00 each, Shirts $4.00 each, Trousers $5.00 per pair'.
Ian says to his pal, ' Craig, look! We could buy a whole lot of those, and whin we get beck to UnZud, we could make a fortune.
Now whin we go unto the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just lit me do all the talking cause uf they hear our accint, they might not be nice to us. I'll speak in my bist Aussie accint.'
'No worries,' smiled Craig, 'I'll keep my mouth shut.'
They go in and Ian says, 'I'll take fufty suits et $10.00 each, 100 shirts et $4.00 each, and fufty pairs of trousers et $5.00 each. I'll beck up my truck and...'
The owner of the shop interrupts, 'You're from New Zealand , aren't you?'
'Well... yis,' says a surprised Ian. 'How the hill dud you know thet?'
The owner says, 'This is a dry cleaners.'
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#2 Posted: Fri Jul 2nd, 2010 01:59 pm |
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 Poor Ian and Craig.
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#3 Posted: Fri Jul 2nd, 2010 04:46 pm |
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#4 Posted: Fri Jul 2nd, 2010 07:14 pm |
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 Its something an Irish person would do as well
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