Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."
boom tish!
A Yorkshire man with a sore bum asks the chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?"
Can you imagine what it would be like trying to understand them in real life.
