[]Answers Given By Students To Test Questions On The Bible:
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[]The first book of the Bible is Guinessis.
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[]Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.
]Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by
[] night
[]The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterward, Moses
]went up on Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Amendments.
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[]The Fifth Commandment is humor thy mother and father. The
[]Seventh Commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery. Moses
[]died before he ever reached the UK.
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[]Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol.
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[]The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son
[to stand still, and he obeyed him.
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[]David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar.
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[]King David fought with the Finkelsteins, a race of people who
[lived in the Biblical times.
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[Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
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[The Jews were a proud people and, throughout history, they had
[strouble with unsympathetic Genitals. Last edited on Mon Jul 23rd, 2007 12:50 am by Sunny Smiles
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