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Stephanie Loves London
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#1 Posted: Thu Jul 19th, 2007 08:52 am |
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A woman sitting in a restaurant suddenly began to cough.
> After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,
> and two locals, Paddy and Brian sitting at the next table turned to
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> at her.
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> "Kin ya swaller"? asked Paddy. The woman signaled "No!",
> desperately shaking her head. "Kin ya breathe?" asked Brian. The woman
> shook her head, No! With that, Paddy walked behind her, lifted up the
> back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and
> down the crack of her backside. This shocked the woman into such a
> violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began
> to breathe again.
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> Paddy swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of
> his beer. Brian said in admiration "Ya know Paddy, I'd heard of that
> bloody Hind Lick Maneuver, but that's the first time I ever seen
somebody
> do
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Sunny Smiles
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#2 Posted: Thu Jul 19th, 2007 01:06 pm |
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ha ha ha ha ha.
clappingclappingclappingclappingclapping
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Sabby
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Sabby is a GOOD Girl
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#3 Posted: Fri Jul 20th, 2007 01:29 am |
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| Wow a good nursing technique there.. Sending this one to our Executive Director hahahahahahahysterical
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